Who is brave enough to admit that they have huge balls, but a tiny dick?

I wrote this. But what is it? http://newoldtraditions.com/2010/02/07/what-travel-means-to-me-by-justin-moyer-travel-series/

Acupuncture – better than watching Mr. Belvedere, maybe not as good as watching Benson…

• Just went sledding with Sade and the drummer from Toto. 80s snow party…#sade #
• Was going to play Cake Shop on Saturday. But snow canceled Boltbus and my show. Sorry to all you New Yorkers. Emoticon sad face. #
• I wrote this…http://blog.washingtonpost.com/story-lab/2010/02/shelling_out_big_bucks_to_find.html #
• I wrote this. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/artsdesk/books/2010/02/03/five-books-id-read-13/ #
• Fondly remembering that dirty video game leisure suit larry… #
• Feel sad today. Just like the time i threw timmy down the well when lassie wasn't looking… #
• pointless Distractions should be outlawed. Gonna solve global warming, but first do this sodoku… #
• Coworker arrives, grimacing. Is she sorry to see me, or just sorry to be at work in general? #
• I wrote this. Big ups Beatty… http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/Book-Reviews/2010/0202/Star-How-Warren-Beatty-Seduced-America #
• Playin' poker with Marlon Brando circa "Don Juan de Marco." He's really in his fat phase… #
• This dude reviewed my shit…http://www.yellowgreenred.com/?p=1257
  Little does he know Spiv comparisons earn a smackdown… #
• It's like a peter jackson movie in here with all the gratuitous gore… #
• Out of contact lenses…borrowed by werewolves again and come back really really stretched out and scratched after killin' sprees… #
• Floating on a sea of Rice Krispies snap crackle and poppin w/ human blood… #

I wrote this…http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/05/AR2010020501326.html

Just went sledding with Sade and the drummer from Toto. 80s snow party…#sade

Was going to play Cake Shop on Saturday. But snow canceled Boltbus and my show. Sorry to all you New Yorkers. Emoticon sad face.

I wrote this…http://blog.washingtonpost.com/story-lab/2010/02/shelling_out_big_bucks_to_find.html

I wrote this. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/artsdesk/books/2010/02/03/five-books-id-read-13/

Fondly remembering that dirty video game leisure suit larry…